22

Guess who's turning 22 in less than half an hour? Mehhhhhhhh! It's my birthday bitchezzz. I can do what I want and no one can say anything about it! No not really. You need money fo' that. And I aint got no cash right now. Hehehe. Gawddd. I'm 22. Wow. Thank you God, for giving me the chance to celebrate my birthday this year. And I hope to be able to do the same in many years to come. Aminnn. 22 huh. I feel old. In 8 years, I'd be 30 *facepalm* When I was in primary, I'd said to myself (even to my mum) that I'm gonna get married at 22. Because I thought 22 was the shit. Boy, I was wrong. Hahah. I havent got my shit together. That's a reality for you 8 year old self. Ngeeeh. The 22 year old of you is not even ready for the real world. I'm still living off from my parents and still sobbing every time I see pretty clothes from outside the store and ranting how expensive they are. Now that I'm 22, can I just stay 22 :( I don't wanna be old and saggy. I know thats pretty shallow but yeah whatever. Oh well, I might as well enjoy today because its mah birthdayyyyyyyy!   

Although I should be out partying since I'm 22 now just like Selena on her video 'Birthday"

but instead I'm here, banging my head on the laptop trying to figure out how the fuck am I supposed to do this stupid assignment thats due on Wednesday! 

whatever it is..